Tuesday, January 5, 2010

tuesday ten: my pet peeves

I am going to follow brit, from Dave and Brit Plus One and make a list of top ten pet peeves.
P.S. I love her blog, so cute and baby K is adorable...

In no particular order here are my pet peeves:

1. Hey you, guy with the big-a$$ monster lifted ford F75000, why must you take up two parking spaces and park in the front row right in front of the building??? And by guy, I actually mean GUYS, plural, as it is a military rite of passage to own a truck the size of Montana. That is great, if you want to spend half of your pay on gas then by all means knock yourself out. But PLEASE be courteous enough to not park in the front row and turn 8 parking spots into 4!

2. going into a public women's restroom, entering a stall only to see a pile of brown stuff and some toilet paper! Really tho!?!? girls, ladies, tweens, teens, gals...are we that disgusting that we cannot push the handle with our hand or foot and have that pile o'crap spin round and round and go down?!?!? Let's have a little class and flush the toilet after we use it!

3. The mother or father who is in a quiet setting, like, oh say, CHURCH and lets their baby SCREAM on the top of their lungs! When your baby or toddler starts screaming on the top of their lungs like you just gave them the n1h1 flu shot, it might be time to head to the nearest exit ASAP! There is a room with speakers connected to the bathroom and outside of the sanctuary for a reason...to take your screaming child in so the rest of the congregation can hear the sermon and you too can still hear the sermon. Don't get me wrong people, I love kids, I just think there is a certain time where you should have a little respect for others and when your little one is feeling anxious, tired, hungry, teething etc please just remove yourself from such situations as a quiet church sermon until said little one calms down...oh and p.s. when your toddler is singing jingle bells loud enough for every one in the sanctuary to hear, he reallying isn't behaving himself...

4. When the bagger at the grocery store puts a whopping 3 small items in each bag...therefore a shopping cart of about 25 items ends up requiring 9 plastic bags!

5. Guys wearing girls jeans! Hey boys, when your junk is noticeable through your jeans, it means they are too tight! Even when cowboys wear their tight jeans they look 1,000 times better than some punk rocker kid wearing a pair of girls skinny jeans...they are in the girls section for a reason, they should be on a girl! Plus, it is hard enough for a girl to find a pair of jeans that truly fit her, and now we have to worry that not only are girls shuffling through the jeans, but guys are as well, that is just mean! Oh and wearing pillow sized skater shoes with said skinny jeans looks even worse...

6. The girl at the gym wearing a regular bra and see through tank top...hey chica, you know why sports bras were invented???? to keep the girls locked up! Someone needs to get in their face and yell "Lock it up!"...that cannot be comfortable for you to have your girls bounces up and down like crazy while you use the elliptical or run on the treadmill! It is also not something other gym goers want to see! Head to your nearest Target or Wal-mart and buy a sports bra asap! your boobies will thank me

7. Getting a text message before 7 am...my cell phone is also my alarm clock! Unless it is a life or death emergency, and if it is I would hope that you just call me..

wow, it is getting a bit hard to think of 3 more...

8. oooo, I know...when you are at a store and there is only one person as a cashier yet there are about 7 plus people in line and you see tons of other associates doing other things, like re organizing the merchandise...hello...ins't one of the rules in customer service, "the customer always comes first" and this rule comes after the rule "the customer is always right".

9. When you have a boss that is 50 plus years old and has to comment on how young you are, and therefore how much you don't know...(not my current situation but my last one did this so much it still bothers me!) I mean I know, I know, I don't have 20 plus years in the industry but the fact that you still operate like it is 1985 kind of shows that are you not on top of your game! oh and p.s. just because your suit was a classic piece in 1989 does not mean that is a classic piece now! That is only the case if it is Chanel, and you my friend, er enemy, are not Chanel material!

10. When your blackberry doesn't send all of your emails to your phone. I pay $30 extra a month to get ALL of my emails delivered to my loving crackberry...I cannot only pay a part of my $30 a month if you only send me some of my emails! Work out the kinks people!

that was kinda fun...I can't wait to see what next's weeks top ten list will be...

3 comments:

Cherith Meeks said...

I am TOTALLY with you on #4. My other biggest shopping pet peeve ever is when people leave shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot and cannot move their lazy a$$'s 3 spaces to put it in the cart collector. Gah.

Kelly said...

My biggest pet peeve is loud mouth smacking sounds-- horrible!!! I love my in-laws to death, but they both eat sooooo loud. All I can do is take deep breaths and remember that they'll be leaving soon, haha ;-)

Seriously, there is a girl who doesn't wear a sports bra to the gym?? Eww and Oww! Oh, and #3? Totally with you on that! Sometimes I can't wait to have children so that we can raise them correctly, if that makes sense, haha ;-)

Brit said...

ewww... I hate when the crappers full! I knew this kid in hs that would sneak into his friends' house and use the bathroom and not flush and then when the friend would come home from school they would have a nasty discovery! ew!

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